I DO NOT WRITE PICK UP LINES. PICK UP LINES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES. IT’S EITHER THAT OR DEAN WINCHESTER JUST BLURTS RANDOM TACKY SHIT AND IT INSTANTLY BECOMES A PICKUP LINE.
CASTIEL’S RESPONSES ARE THE ONES I WRITE ACTUAL RESPONSES MADE BY THE CLUELESS ANGEL.
THESE ARE ACTUAL EVENTS THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN DEAN AND CAS.
DEAN HAS NOW REALIZED THAT HE DOES NOT NEED A PICK UP LINE TO GET CAS IN THE SACK.
ALL HE HAS TO DO IS SAY “NOW”.
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